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Elin “Look-Alike” Strippers To Cash In On Tiger’s Masters Comeback

A bunch of blonde leggy Elin Nordegren ‘look-alike’ strippers are looking to cash-in on the fact that Tiger Woods wife will not be at The Masters Tournament in Augusta,  

The Pink Pony strip club – where Woods’ former mistress porn star Joslyn James will be peeling off her clothes during golf’s most prestigious tournament – believes that they have the blondes who can compete with the golfer’s famous former model wife.

PicTure Of Pink Pony Strip Club

Pink Pony spokesperson Jack Pepper told “We have brunettes, redheads and blondes, here at The Pink Pony and, yes, we have Elin ‘look-alikes’ too.
“There has been a media frenzy since we announced that Joslyn James was appearing at our club which is over 8000 sq ft in size and will offer over 100 different ladies.
“We are expecting to be very busy during The Masters tournament and would welcome all kinds of golf fans to pay us a visit.
“It would be great if Tiger Woods could drop-in as well, and we would give him a great welcome if he did.”

Woods announced at his recent ‘mea culpa’ press conference that his wife would not be in Augusta as he tries to win the famous green blazer and regain his golfing reputation following the bombshell revelations that he was a serial cheater.
Joslyn James – also know as Veronica Siwik Daniels – is attempting to hijack his return by her appearance at the strip club – the spurned porn star has been continually releasing personal details of their affair on her website in recent weeks.

As reported exclusively, Tiger celebrated the arrival of his first child, daughter Sam Alexis Woods, by secretly getting together with James just three weeks after wife Elin gave birth.
James is apparently on a mission to humiliate Tiger, after releasing private emails and sexually explicit text messages, in which the philandering golf star made references to slapping, choking and threesomes.

Security will be water-tight around Woods while he competes at Augusta as the world watches to see how he performs in his first tournament following the huge sexual scandal that enveloped him when multiple women claimed to have had affairs with the married superstar.
And no doubt his minders will go out of their way to keep Woods away from The Pink Pony just in case he bumps into Joslyn James, or worse still, one of the Elin Nordegren ‘look-alike’ strippers!


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